What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:54
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How did my ex move on very fast?
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.